DRRR 11

Kevin – なんじゃこりやーー says:

DRRR 11 yet ?

it sucks , nothing happens and Mikado gets pwned

8D

you should go watch it as soon as you can

life is cruel, more so is school: OH EM GEE, MIKADO IS THE SECOND COMING OF YAGAMI LIGHT LOLOLOL says:

it sucks so much that i have a dying need to watch asap?

Kevin – なんじゃこりやーー says:

yes

yes you do

Kevin, you lying son of a gun.

be afraid, be very afraid

Briefly recalling last time, Mikado loosed a screw somewhere and bankai’ed into the incarnation of Yagami Light. Or so it seemed. Hey, the mouse hax was more than enough to convince me. Wielding his mighty death note (well, it’s a pc, not a notebook, but let’s not dwell on the small stuff~), he quickly forged a plan to bring down his enemy.

his hand is iching for some action…if you know what I mean~

Mikado decides to make a friendly call to the beautiful mad scientist for a trade deal. He basically wants Namie to turn herself into the police for assisting in the crime against Mika, and in return he’ll let Seiji continue his delusional love fantasy. Now, if Namie really does turn herself in, then the case would eventually trace back to Seiji and he would no longer be able to be with Selty, therefore defeating the purpose of the entire trade, but knowning Mikado, he probably didn’t exactly think it entirely through.

well, it’s better than the death-flag end for sure

Mikado and Namie gets into some kind of middle schooler argument between ideals and reality. Blah blah blah. Honestly I think their arguments are both cliche as hell and should just stop trying to talk each other down, because they sure aren’t convincing anyone. Anyways, Namie gets bored of their little chat and calls for her henchmen to sic Mikado.

this scene feels like a prequel to some kind of power-ranger transformation-sequence

Mikado brings out his Mikado Signal.

dear god the symbolism

The entire city block turns out to be filled with Dollars members. Remember what they said about Dollars’ colour being colourless, and that’s because it feels transparent and doesn’t really have a purpose? And now that they have been called together by the head, they suddenly have colour(s)? Well, I don’t think I need to say much more…

すっごーい!!

Isaac and Miria makes a cameo appearance in this scene. God bless those two. Refer to Baccano! for more details about them.

no worries Mikado, in a few years you’ll be pirating like a pro like the rest of us

We get a flashback scene into Mikado’s virgin encounter with the world wide web.

GG got gg’ed

Them were the days where ponies still frolicked the fields, and a rainbow would always spam its arc across the innocent skies. Then one day Mikado decides to create Dollars. At first it was all fun and games, and all was well with the world.

the golden age that is no more

But then things started to go wrong very fast. The ponies were scared away, the rainbows could no longer shine through the sunless sky, and the once green fields are reduced to barren lawless wasteland.

頑張り屋さんね～   so very hard at work~

Undaunted, Mikado decides to urge the members into the path of redemption by doing deeds of goodness. Now, this part is a rather obscure plot hole, because we don’t really hear much about either the good deeds or the reform of the group. We kinda get this one single glimpse of a possible attempt, but that was it. Mikado later goes on to interview various members of the new Dollars, but that doesn’t really offer an explanation to stuff that should have happened in between. I guess we simply have to accept that some kind of major reform occurred during all this, and that the show would eventually point that out.

first one to blink loses

Coming back to our story, Dollars is fully engaged against the pharmacy corp. in an all-out staring contest.

[i’m too tired to think of something funny to say, so fill in the gap with w/e you prefer]

Just when I thought Mikado lost a few screws, Selty lost an entire portion of her gears, and goes flying down the building and beats the crap out of the security personnels. You can fill in the gap with the screenshots, I’m tired fuck.

exactly where did you pop that knife out from?

Sleep-deprived Seiji arrives at the scene and surprise butt rapes Mikado. Good End.

Well, not really, we all know Mikado has invincibility hax on because he’s in Kira mode. And so there you go Kevin, this ep was fairly entertaining, Mikado does not get pwned, and the cake is, in fact, a lie. tyvm.

life is cruel, more so is school: OH EM GEE, MIKADO IS THE SECOND COMING OF YAGAMI LIGHT LOLOLOL